glumshoe:

glumshoe:

succinctlysevered:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

the first person to fall asleep at my party gets tucked in and given some water in case they’re thirsty later

also toast and/or eggs in the morning, because I love you, you sleepy bastard

what about the last person. what do they get.

the last person is me and I get the peace of mind of knowing that my friends are as comfortable and safe as I can make them

also, their credit cards

personsonable:

shitty-car-mods-daily:

Death by Toe via Shitty_Car_Mods

all right motherfucker, I’ll give you this one

unlimited-shitpost-works:

im-the-batmann:

shadows-ember:

reperspectivity:

michuno:

amberhamster:

fgfdgfgfgfh

Source?

@michuno 

I believe this is from Ghost Stories. The series didn’t do too well in Japan, so when it was translated and dubbed in English, the VA studio was given a rough outline of the plot and were told to do ‘whatever’. 

They ran with that.

She’s both…she’s a ghost AND a bitch.

Reblog if you’re a ghost AND a bitch

scotchtapeofficial:

durbikins:

The Mark Zuckerberg hearing is being streamed on Twitch of all places.

this is …… a sign of the times.

curseworm:

die-einzelganger:

die-einzelganger:

when a pokemon is both steel and feathers

paper-backstab:

do y’all realize this is the original image and has nothing to do with the current meme format

jingim-kahn:

mxtraculous:

bduff:

a-suspicious-blog:

desyphur:

spacesharkadventures:

winstonthewide:

zagreus:

zagreus:

zagreus:

incredibly powerful slavic energies here

incredibly powerful slavic energies here

incredibly powerful slavic energies here

Im sorry- WHAT THE FUCK?

Is molten fuckin’ metal/rock/whatever seriously the same deal as swinging your finger through a candle??

THE FORGE GOD

this is the lidenfrost effect, his hand is soaked in water. when the water contacts the molten material it instantly evaporates because of the heat, causing a brief ‘shield’ of steam around his hand.

Thank u science side of tumblr

Also, don’t ever do this on purpose.

Also, don’t ever do this on accident.

mythbusters did this on purpose so u guys dont have to

ascoutinglevi:

this-ugly-flower:

death-limes:

“omg i love Harry! his British accent is so cute!”

THAT RED THING IS CALLED HARRY?

oi mate “that red thing” is a member of the royal family

pizzaback:

how has this person acquired this knowledge while also still being alive

phoenixwrites:

thestraggletag:

sp00ky-teacup:

williamhmasqets:

fandomsandfeminism:

firebreathingeli:

Please watch this series of Japanese gum commercials

You won’t regret it I promise

……wow

omg

OMG?

I’ve been forever changed by this.

oh my god.

@givemeunicorns